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“My whole problem with life is that I’ve always been an optimist, like a real optimist, so I always think everything is going to be great so there’s no where to go but down from there. All you can be is underwhelmed. I always tell people my motto is ‘Expect the worst’ but sadly it’s not. I say that but I’m still kind of like ‘Everything’s going to be great!” secretly. If it wasn’t for sleeping, I would have killed myself. I just realized, sleeping is the greatest thing because it just resets my mood every day so I always wake up like ‘Today’s gonna be great!’ But by the time I go to bed it’s like, ‘Oh God, everything’s horrible. I hate everything.” — Paul Feig

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