March 2012
75 posts
christinenoelk replied to your post: Working with kids who are 2 to 4 years younger…
that happened to me, I was the youngest at Urban and now I’m one of the oldest at AA and it blows -___-
ugh you need to make sure i don’t go on any murderous rages against teenagers ty
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Working with kids who are 2 to 4 years younger than me is gonna prove to be difficult on my patience.
Mainly because all they seem to be able to say is hella gay, swaaaag, hashtag, and epic.
February 2012
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i’m so late on this but with everyone freaking out over jean dujardin (too lazy to even google-check the spelling on that, sorry to say)
does anyone remember robert benigni and his win for life is beautiful?
no?
okay then.
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i was going to get a bigass low calorie smoothie to kind of clean out the alcohol i had last night, but now it’s 14 minutes too late to get one WHILE still being able to make it to work on time
life
is
cruel
and this bed is too soft.
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do you ever check your tracked tags and think “oh man UNFOLLOW” and then sadly realize that you can’t unfollow stupid people in tracked tags?
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About to go to into the meeting room
Tastes like something died in my mouth
Some adorable girl just came up and asked me if this was the right room
Yes
U r my competition
But we’re right on time (this thing goes on from 430 till 8) and I don’t want them to think I’m too enthusiastic
BUT I WANT THIS JOB SO BAD
overlooking my resume before heading down to the wynn
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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for the first time in my life, i went jogging at 7 in the morning
i don’t know whether i should be proud or frightened
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vandesin replied to your post: my body: oh wow your new underwear is so cute! …
oh god i want to die when cute underwear gets ruined
this is why we can’t have cute things
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my body: oh wow your new underwear is so cute!
me: thanks, man!
my irregular period: FUCK YO’ CUTE UNDERWEAR, BITCH
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And even if it makes you sit at home drowning in self-contempt, ruins your whole...
– John Darnielle GETS EVERYTHING. (via slightly)
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it seems like to really start over, i would have to leave without telling anyone. not out of a lack of love for them, but out of a lack of love for myself.
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Feminism encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice...
– Pat Robertson (via vandesin
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